Wolfgang Wilhelm Fredrick Bulow

Let me tell you about a man you should know

His name is Wolfgang Wilhelm Fredrick Bulow.

He was rotund, short and squat.

The kind of man time forgot,

With his comb over hair, balding head

And ruddy nose of pink and red.

Round little beady eyes

And large moustache, like a bad disguise,

That drooped then curled towards his ears,

Tickled his cheeks and caught his tears.

He loved to play the tuba in an oompah band

In his lederhosen and hat, with larger in hand.

He was difficult and argumentative, to say the least.

Happiest with a lager, wurst and sauerkraut feast.

He walked with a waddle, kind of lumbering and slow.

That was Wolfgang Wilhelm Fredrick Bulow.

 

Craig (25/08/2021)

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