How’s your Mother’s chooks

16 Nov

When you are greeting all your friends, instead of saying “G’day”,

Say, “how’s your mother’s chooks?”, because it’s a funnier thing to say.

“How’s your mother’s chooks?” everyone will reply,

Yes, “how’s your mother’s chooks?”, instead of saying “hi”.

If people say, “how’s your mother’s chooks,

But I don’t care a bit!”

Then answer, “They are very well thank you, but they need some shell grit.”

“How’s your mother’s chooks?”, is the best way to say “Hello”.

“My mother’s chooks are fine,” then everyone will know.

Say, “how’s your mother’s chooks?”, then smile big and wide.

“My mother’s chooks are fine”, everyone replied.

“How’s your mother’s chooks?” is a funny sought of greeting,

Yes, “how’s your mother’s chooks?”, makes for a funny little greeting

Craig Buller

Stone Ashen Hearth